dinner conversations

At dinner last Wednesday night the following conversation ensued. For your enjoyment....

Me: Greeee-taaaaa, you are graduating Sunday! Are you ready?

Greta: Um, yes.

Me: I am so proud of you, and I got you something! I can’t wait for you to see it.

Greta: Me too. Daddy did you get me something yet?

Aaron: Ah yep! Do you like rocks?

Greta: Nope.

Aaron: Ummmm, do you like old socks?

Greta: Nope.

Aaron: Do you like used safety goggles?

Greta: No daddy.

Aaron: Ummm, how bout...?

Greta: No.

Greta: Do me a favor daddy, don’t surprise me.