in the car...

Me: Let’s just have silence guys. From this point til the house, it’s about 10 more minutes, and I don’t want to hear a thing. No fighting, no complaining, no whining, no bickering. Just  s i l e n c e .

(15 seconds later)

Greta: Mama?

Me: No.

Greta: Mama?

Me: Is it an emergency?

Greta: Maybe.

Me: Is someone dying?

Greta: No.

Me: Is someone pooping?

Greta: No.

Me: Then it’s not an emergency.