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This particular morning Greta brought in a few Barbies to play with while I was doing my makeup. Aaron was just getting out of the shower and this was the extent of their interaction.

Greta: Look daddy. They're kissing.

Aaron: I don't like kissing.

Greta: Yes, you do!

Aaron: Alright, I do. But hey that Barbie chick is naked, that's called Porneia. 

(Greta quickly adjusts her Barbies)

Aaron: No, now that's called a menage a trois. That's not cool Greta.

Greta: No, they're married.

Me: Maybe they live in Utah.

Aaron: Alright, why don't you go take the naked Barbie back to your room and get her some clothes? Enough lessons for the day.