thank yous

1. Thank you rain for giving me yet another excuse not to wash my car.

2. Thank you new Target for having every single item I needed and plenty of parking.

3. Thank you postal service man, I love when you bring me deliveries.

4. Thank you firewood, you do an amazing job in our fireplace.

5. Thank you hand sanitizer in my car, I am giving you the credit for this whole house being healthy at the same time.

6. Thank you Aaron for being a human heater. When I am too lazy to get out of bed to turn on the heat I can just skootch closer to you and the warmth radiates.

7. Thank you cold weather, I am loving pulling out all my warm and cozy sweaters and boots.

8. Thank you Lily Allen, I love your catchy songs, even if they're about crack whores.